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Meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow.
(Oh wait. I just remembered that humans for some reason still haven’t learned to speak Cat. Let me start over.)
Hello Dear People!
On behalf of everyone at HART, we are so happy that you are adopting into your home one of our favorite feline friends.
The human people at HART will probably go over some of this with you, but we cats wanted to make sure you knew all the great things that come with an adopted kitty.
Number one on the list is a FREE VET CHECK from HART’s list of veterinarians. You know, being a cat is so much fun and (don’t tell people this) it’s also a pretty easy gig. What’s not to love about eating food, laying in the sun, playing with string, and getting petted all day? But we do have medical needs here and there, so what better way to start our new life with you than to come with a clean bill of health?
You will also get a nifty new COLLAR and HART TAG. Yeah, it’s in the shape of a heart…get it? Human people love wordplay like this, but a lot of it just goes over our heads. Then again, people generally don’t understand cat-humor either.
Also included are some great deals, including a 15% OFF COUPON FOR HART’S RETAIL STORE (cat toys! cat toys!) and assorted other DISCOUNT COUPONS.
We all like to get outdoors and travel, don’t we? For times when you have to leave us alone, HART will give you a LIST OF PET SITTERS who, just like you, love to look after us. And in case I ever decide to wander off (not likely), you will get information on MICRO-CHIPPING YOUR PET WITH HOMEAGAIN.
Oh, before I forget, you will also receive some information that will help make my transition to your house easier and smoother: HOW TO INTRODUCE A NEW CAT TO YOUR HOME; LITTER BOX HABITS; HART’S LATEST NEWSLETTER; and for the wee ones KITTEN-PROOFING YOUR HOME.
Thanks again for giving one of us our “forever home.” But now, I really have to run. I think I hear the can opener in the kitchen, and you know what that means!